It's the most sickening time of year, and not just because President Trump pardoned a notorious convicted cocaine trafficker while continuing to execute suspected smugglers in the Caribbean without proving their guilt. Elsewhere, First Lady Melania Trump's audiobook is now available in Spanish, and a raccoon broke into a liquor store and helped himself to some free booze.
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@scotttemplin8331
"Speaking of vomiting, Pete Hegseth...".
That, my friends, is how you segue.
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@olivierlusseyran
The vomiting sickness is called "The Trump Effect" !
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@AmyLinley
Until they found the raccoon passed out in the bathroom, the store owners just assumed Pete Hegseth had been there.
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@Hili24pur
We all need to figure out how to get Colbert Back cause he is the GOAT of late night
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@DorothyDevonald
Thank you Stephen and Team. You are helping to keep America and the rest of the world survive this nightmare.πππβ€β€β€
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@melissaW.567
Senile Satan only pardons people that pay up, next these people will be rewarded with positions in the administration.
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@RoseWeiss-q1t
Stephen never fails to make me laugh, even on the worst days.
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@marcy_j
I'm so incredibly tired of more vile actions being added to the huge pile of their embarrassing bullsh*t every day...
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@floppsymoppsy5969
Melania walking through the Christmas trees reminded me so much of that South Park episode where Trump mistook her for a ghost haunting the Whitehouse π
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@TracyBradshaw-t8g
Stephen, I am so going to miss "The Late Show!" Thank you for all the years entertainment and news you gave us!
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@hopeinsite261
Stephen is on fire tonight! It seems that the closer we get to the end, the more he lets loose. What a pleasure!
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@dougsinthailand7176
Dracula walking down the stairway of his castle had more Christmas spirit.
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@maruzik
The "winter vomiting decease", is what I've been experiencing since January 20th, 2025...
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@Carolsite
His standard line βI know nothing about itβ. Heβs SO ridiculous!
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@lucienbusato8638
The medical name is Trumpus vomitus . It is a 4-year-long term virus.